{"id":235,"date":"2009-02-03T14:31:07","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T20:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wiredjesus.com\/?p=235"},"modified":"2009-02-03T18:52:57","modified_gmt":"2009-02-04T00:52:57","slug":"dont-drink-while-you-watch-this-it-will-come-out-your-nose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wiredjesus.com\/?p=235","title":{"rendered":"Patches and Stumpy&#8217;s Bible Clubhouse &#8211; Don&#8217;t Drink While You Watch This!  It Will Come Out Your Nose!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have not laughed so hard in months!  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/mcmckeever\">Michael McKeaver<\/a> is a Bible professor at a college in Chicago and put this video together on the perils of Biblical interpretation.  He has done three other videos as well that are now out on YouTube.  Let&#8217;s get this out virally because it is too good to let it quietly sit on YouTube with only 38 views.  I can&#8217;t wait to use it in a bible study class!<\/p>\n<p>If you are Biblical literalist, beware!  You may be offended.  That or you may ban puppet ministries from your church.  If you think Jesus had a sense of humor, you will love this.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/qvKhyoeHtrg&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/qvKhyoeHtrg&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have not laughed so hard in months! Michael McKeaver is a Bible professor at a college in Chicago and put this video together on the perils of Biblical interpretation. He has done three other videos as well that are now out on YouTube. Let&#8217;s get this out virally because it is too good to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,19,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-the-organized-church","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredjesus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredjesus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredjesus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredjesus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredjesus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredjesus.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredjesus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredjesus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiredjesus.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}